Not in the Mooood – ND Ranch Wife Signature Collection Tee

Some days call for coffee. Other days call for a warning label — and this tee delivers it with style. Featuring a lip-licking cow peeking through a torn “black hole” center, this design says what every ranch wife has felt at least once before morning chores: Not in the Mooood.

The brown-and-white cowhide print wraps the shirt in rustic charm, bringing just the right mix of humor and Western flair. It’s equal parts funny and fabulous — the kind of shirt that makes folks smile (and maybe keeps a few at arm’s length until your second cup of coffee).

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this tee feels as cozy as it looks. Whether you’re working cattle, grocery shopping, or just having one of those days, it’s the perfect pick for comfort with attitude.

• Material: 100% Polyester (lightweight, smooth, and breathable)

• Fit: Regular fit — comfortable, flattering, and true to size

• Feel: Silky-soft texture designed for all-day wear

• Details: Cowhide background, black “peek-through” center, lip-licking cow image, playful Western humor

• Vibe: Ranch-life sass with a smile — for the days when you’re fresh out of patience but full of personality.